Glitch2026

Polymarket wallet 0x9f44dab0f4c54e28d600d1a89f30bcfaa508658c · on Polymarket since Mar 4, 2026 · also shown as Limp-Meatloaf

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Positions now worth: $0
All-time profit: −$86
Volume traded: $5.64K
All-time rank: #2,577,139
Markets traded: 648
Recent hit rate: 80%40 of last 50 closed

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100 markets · $0

Market	Holding		Paid → now
Bitcoin Up or Down - March 14, 6:05AM-6:10AM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Down	5	51¢ → 0¢	$0	−$2 −100%
Ethereum Up or Down - March 14, 7:15PM-7:20PM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Up	6	48¢ → 0¢	$0	−$3 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - March 14, 7:45PM-7:50PM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Up	6	48¢ → 0¢	$0	−$3 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - March 17, 9:05AM-9:10AM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Down	7	51¢ → 0¢	$0	−$3 −100%
Solana Up or Down - March 17, 4:15PM-4:20PM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Down	6	50¢ → 0¢	$0	−$3 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - March 13, 6:25PM-6:30PM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Down	6	52¢ → 0¢	$0	−$3 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - March 14, 4:00AM-4:05AM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Down	5	51¢ → 0¢	$0	−$3 −100%
Ethereum Up or Down - March 14, 3:50AM-3:55AM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Up	5	52¢ → 0¢	$0	−$3 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - March 12, 4:05AM-4:10AM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Up	9	50¢ → 0¢	$0	−$4 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - March 14, 9:35PM-9:40PM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Down	6	50¢ → 0¢	$0	−$3 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - March 13, 5:05PM-5:10PM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Up	9	51¢ → 0¢	$0	−$4 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - March 13, 12:00PM-12:05PM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Up	5	55¢ → 0¢	$0	−$3 −100%
Solana Up or Down - March 13, 9:50AM-9:55AM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Up	5	51¢ → 0¢	$0	−$2 −100%
Solana Up or Down - March 11, 9:50PM-9:55PM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Down	8	52¢ → 0¢	$0	−$4 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - March 12, 9:30AM-9:35AM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Down	5	51¢ → 0¢	$0	−$2 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - March 11, 12:15PM-12:20PM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Up	16	30¢ → 0¢	$0	−$5 −100%
Will the highest temperature in London be 17°C on April 24?Settled - ready to redeem	Yes	5	27¢ → 0¢	$0	−$1 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - March 15, 4:05AM-4:10AM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Down	5	51¢ → 0¢	$0	−$2 −100%
XRP Up or Down - March 13, 1:05PM-1:10PM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Down	6	51¢ → 0¢	$0	−$3 −100%
Ethereum Up or Down - March 14, 8:50PM-8:55PM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Down	6	48¢ → 0¢	$0	−$3 −100%
Will the highest temperature in Paris be 21°C on April 24?Settled - ready to redeem	Yes	5	19¢ → 0¢	$0	−$1 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - March 11, 1:55PM-2:00PM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Down	7	52¢ → 0¢	$0	−$4 −100%
Ethereum Up or Down - March 12, 2:50PM-2:55PM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Down	10	50¢ → 0¢	$0	−$5 −100%
Solana Up or Down - March 12, 11:50AM-11:55AM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Up	8	50¢ → 0¢	$0	−$4 −100%
XRP Up or Down - March 12, 9:25AM-9:30AM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Down	5	51¢ → 0¢	$0	−$2 −100%
Solana Up or Down - March 13, 2:40PM-2:45PM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Down	9	51¢ → 0¢	$0	−$5 −100%
XRP Up or Down - March 26, 6:30AM-6:35AM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Down	5	21¢ → 0¢	$0	−$1 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - March 13, 11:10AM-11:15AM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Down	5	51¢ → 0¢	$0	−$2 −100%
Ethereum Up or Down - March 14, 7:00PM-7:05PM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Down	6	50¢ → 0¢	$0	−$3 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - March 11, 1:30PM-1:35PM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Up	9	49¢ → 0¢	$0	−$4 −100%
Will Donald Trump have a diplomatic meeting with Iran by April 30?Settled - ready to redeem	Yes	39	8¢ → 0¢	$0	−$3 −100%
Ethereum Up or Down - March 12, 4:05AM-4:10AM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Up	7	50¢ → 0¢	$0	−$3 −100%
Ethereum Up or Down - March 12, 4:30AM-4:35AM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Down	8	51¢ → 0¢	$0	−$4 −100%
Ethereum Up or Down - March 15, 3:50AM-3:55AM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Down	6	50¢ → 0¢	$0	−$3 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - March 12, 2:25PM-2:30PM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Down	6	50¢ → 0¢	$0	−$3 −100%
Solana Up or Down - March 13, 12:05PM-12:10PM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Down	5	51¢ → 0¢	$0	−$2 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - March 11, 5:00PM-5:05PM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Down	7	42¢ → 0¢	$0	−$3 −100%
Ethereum Up or Down - March 11, 9:20PM-9:25PM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Down	8	52¢ → 0¢	$0	−$4 −100%
XRP Up or Down - March 17, 3:55PM-4:00PM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Down	6	51¢ → 0¢	$0	−$3 −100%
Ethereum Up or Down - March 13, 3:20PM-3:25PM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Down	8	51¢ → 0¢	$0	−$4 −100%
Ethereum Up or Down - March 13, 7:05PM-7:10PM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Down	6	51¢ → 0¢	$0	−$3 −100%
XRP Up or Down - March 13, 12:05PM-12:10PM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Down	5	51¢ → 0¢	$0	−$2 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - March 13, 11:55AM-12:00PM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Up	5	30¢ → 0¢	$0	−$1 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - March 11, 10:00AM-10:15AM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Down	14	30¢ → 0¢	$0	−$4 −100%
Solana Up or Down - March 17, 6:15PM-6:20PM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Up	5	52¢ → 0¢	$0	−$3 −100%
Ethereum Up or Down - March 11, 12:15PM-12:20PM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Up	7	46¢ → 0¢	$0	−$3 −100%
XRP Up or Down - March 12, 10:10AM-10:15AM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Down	5	52¢ → 0¢	$0	−$3 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - March 17, 2:55PM-3:00PM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Up	6	49¢ → 0¢	$0	−$3 −100%
Ethereum Up or Down - March 14, 7:45PM-7:50PM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Up	6	51¢ → 0¢	$0	−$3 −100%
Solana Up or Down - March 13, 4:05PM-4:10PM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Down	7	52¢ → 0¢	$0	−$4 −100%
Ethereum Up or Down - March 13, 3:05PM-3:10PM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Down	9	51¢ → 0¢	$0	−$4 −100%
Ethereum Up or Down - March 12, 12:10PM-12:15PM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Down	7	51¢ → 0¢	$0	−$3 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - March 14, 9:15PM-9:20PM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Down	6	49¢ → 0¢	$0	−$3 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - March 15, 4:50AM-4:55AM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Up	5	52¢ → 0¢	$0	−$3 −100%
Solana Up or Down - March 11, 3:35PM-3:40PM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Up	7	50¢ → 0¢	$0	−$4 −100%
Solana Up or Down - March 13, 8:50AM-8:55AM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Up	5	52¢ → 0¢	$0	−$3 −100%
Ethereum Up or Down - March 15, 4:50AM-4:55AM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Up	5	51¢ → 0¢	$0	−$2 −100%
XRP Up or Down - March 11, 3:10PM-3:15PM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Down	8	50¢ → 0¢	$0	−$4 −100%
Ethereum Up or Down - March 13, 10:40AM-10:45AM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Up	5	51¢ → 0¢	$0	−$2 −100%
Solana Up or Down - March 13, 2:55PM-3:00PM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Up	8	52¢ → 0¢	$0	−$4 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - March 13, 4:00PM-4:05PM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Up	7	53¢ → 0¢	$0	−$4 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - March 14, 2:45AM-2:50AM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Down	5	50¢ → 0¢	$0	−$2 −100%
XRP Up or Down - March 13, 2:00PM-2:05PM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Down	9	51¢ → 0¢	$0	−$4 −100%
XRP Up or Down - March 12, 4:20PM-4:25PM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Down	6	49¢ → 0¢	$0	−$3 −100%
Ethereum Up or Down - March 13, 1:55PM-2:00PM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Down	9	51¢ → 0¢	$0	−$5 −100%
XRP Up or Down - March 13, 2:55PM-3:00PM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Up	9	52¢ → 0¢	$0	−$5 −100%
XRP Up or Down - March 12, 7:40AM-7:45AM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Down	22	43¢ → 0¢	$0	−$9 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - March 12, 10:55AM-11:00AM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Down	5	50¢ → 0¢	$0	−$2 −100%
XRP Up or Down - March 13, 10:00AM-10:15AM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Down	5	50¢ → 0¢	$0	−$2 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - March 13, 8:00AM-8:05AM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Down	5	51¢ → 0¢	$0	−$2 −100%
Ethereum Up or Down - March 14, 9:00PM-9:05PM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Down	6	49¢ → 0¢	$0	−$3 −100%
XRP Up or Down - March 17, 6:05PM-6:10PM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Up	10	50¢ → 0¢	$0	−$5 −100%
XRP Up or Down - March 13, 8:40AM-8:45AM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Up	5	51¢ → 0¢	$0	−$2 −100%
Ethereum Up or Down - March 18, 7:00PM-7:05PM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Up	5	52¢ → 0¢	$0	−$3 −100%
Ethereum Up or Down - March 13, 5:40AM-5:45AM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Down	5	50¢ → 0¢	$0	−$3 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - March 11, 9:40AM-9:45AM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Up	8	52¢ → 0¢	$0	−$4 −100%
Ethereum Up or Down - March 17, 5:15PM-5:30PM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Up	5	53¢ → 0¢	$0	−$3 −100%
Ethereum Up or Down - March 26, 5:55AM-6:00AM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Down	22	38¢ → 0¢	$0	−$8 −100%
Ethereum Up or Down - March 12, 10:55AM-11:00AM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Down	5	53¢ → 0¢	$0	−$3 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - March 12, 2:35PM-2:40PM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Down	6	50¢ → 0¢	$0	−$3 −100%
Solana Up or Down - March 13, 8:25AM-8:30AM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Up	5	51¢ → 0¢	$0	−$2 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - March 12, 8:50AM-8:55AM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Up	5	51¢ → 0¢	$0	−$2 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - March 12, 7:30AM-7:45AM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Down	26	18¢ → 0¢	$0	−$5 −100%
Ethereum Up or Down - March 13, 10:25AM-10:30AM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Up	5	49¢ → 0¢	$0	−$2 −100%
Ethereum Up or Down - March 13, 5:40PM-5:45PM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Down	8	49¢ → 0¢	$0	−$4 −100%
Solana Up or Down - March 11, 12:15PM-12:20PM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Up	7	41¢ → 0¢	$0	−$3 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - March 16, 7:35PM-7:40PM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Up	6	50¢ → 0¢	$0	−$3 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - March 17, 9:50PM-9:55PM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Up	5	52¢ → 0¢	$0	−$3 −100%
Ethereum Up or Down - March 14, 2:05PM-2:10PM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Down	6	49¢ → 0¢	$0	−$3 −100%
XRP Up or Down - March 13, 2:10PM-2:15PM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Down	8	51¢ → 0¢	$0	−$4 −100%
Ethereum Up or Down - March 14, 8:10PM-8:15PM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Down	6	51¢ → 0¢	$0	−$3 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - March 12, 4:10AM-4:15AM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Down	9	50¢ → 0¢	$0	−$5 −100%
Ethereum Up or Down - March 12, 5:15PM-5:20PM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Up	5	51¢ → 0¢	$0	−$2 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - March 12, 4:30PM-4:35PM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Up	6	52¢ → 0¢	$0	−$3 −100%
Ethereum Up or Down - March 13, 11AM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Up	10	23¢ → 0¢	$0	−$2 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - March 13, 3:50PM-3:55PM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Down	9	51¢ → 0¢	$0	−$5 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - March 14, 3:45AM-3:50AM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Up	5	54¢ → 0¢	$0	−$3 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - March 17, 3:35PM-3:40PM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Down	6	50¢ → 0¢	$0	−$3 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - March 13, 8:15AM-8:30AM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Up	5	54¢ → 0¢	$0	−$3 −100%
Ethereum Up or Down - March 11, 3:30PM-3:35PM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Down	8	52¢ → 0¢	$0	−$4 −100%

Latest trades

last 60

When	Market	Bet	Size
164d	Will Donald Trump announce that the United States blockade of the Strait of Hormuz has been lifted by May 31, 2026?	SellNo76¢	$8
164d	Strait of Hormuz traffic returns to normal by May 15?	SellNo99¢	$5
177d	Strait of Hormuz traffic returns to normal by May 15?	SellYes13¢	$2
178d	Iran agrees to unrestricted shipping through Hormuz in April?	SellNo97¢	$5
181d	Strait of Hormuz traffic returns to normal by May 15?	BuyYes18¢	$0
181d	Strait of Hormuz traffic returns to normal by May 15?	BuyYes18¢	$1
181d	Strait of Hormuz traffic returns to normal by May 15?	BuyYes18¢	$2
182d	Will Donald Trump announce that the United States blockade of the Strait of Hormuz has been lifted by May 31, 2026?	BuyNo29¢	$3
182d	Strait of Hormuz traffic returns to normal by May 15?	BuyNo82¢	$4
182d	Iran agrees to unrestricted shipping through Hormuz in April?	BuyNo91¢	$5
182d	Will the highest temperature in New York City be between 62-63°F on April 24?	BuyYes23¢	$1
182d	Will the highest temperature in Paris be 21°C on April 24?	BuyYes18¢	$1
182d	Will the highest temperature in London be 17°C on April 24?	BuyYes26¢	$1
182d	US-Iran nuclear deal by April 30?	SellNo94¢	$5
183d	Will the highest temperature in London be 15°C on April 22?	SellYes100¢	$15
183d	Will Donald Trump have a diplomatic meeting with Iran by April 30?	BuyYes8¢	$1
183d	US x Iran ceasefire extended by April 21, 2026?	SellYes38¢	$3
183d	Will Donald Trump have a diplomatic meeting with Iran by April 30?	BuyYes8¢	$1
183d	Will Donald Trump have a diplomatic meeting with Iran by April 30?	BuyYes8¢	$1
183d	Will the Iranian regime fall by April 30?	BuyYes1¢	$3
183d	US x Iran ceasefire extended by April 21, 2026?	BuyYes43¢	$3
183d	US x Iran ceasefire extended by April 21, 2026?	SellYes37¢	$2
183d	US x Iran ceasefire extended by April 21, 2026?	BuyYes45¢	$3
183d	US-Iran nuclear deal by April 30?	BuyNo78¢	$4
184d	Will the highest temperature in Paris be 18°C on April 22?	BuyYes28¢	$0
184d	Will the highest temperature in Paris be 18°C on April 22?	BuyYes29¢	$1
184d	Will the highest temperature in Paris be 18°C on April 22?	BuyYes28¢	$1
184d	Will the highest temperature in Paris be 18°C on April 22?	BuyYes28¢	$1
184d	Will the highest temperature in Paris be 18°C on April 22?	BuyYes29¢	$0
184d	Will the highest temperature in London be 15°C on April 22?	BuyYes30¢	$1
184d	Will the highest temperature in London be 15°C on April 22?	BuyYes30¢	$2
184d	Will the highest temperature in Los Angeles be between 66-67°F on April 22?	BuyYes36¢	$2
184d	Will the highest temperature in London be 15°C on April 22?	BuyYes31¢	$2
184d	Will the highest temperature in Sao Paulo be 27°C on April 22?	SellYes32¢	$3
184d	Will the highest temperature in London be 15°C on April 22?	SellYes29¢	$6
184d	Will the highest temperature in Paris be 18°C on April 22?	SellYes28¢	$8
184d	Will the highest temperature in London be 16°C on April 22?	SellYes44¢	$5
184d	Will the highest temperature in Paris be 18°C on April 22?	BuyYes28¢	$0
184d	Will the highest temperature in Paris be 18°C on April 22?	BuyYes29¢	$5
184d	Will the highest temperature in London be 16°C on April 22?	BuyYes45¢	$5
184d	Will the highest temperature in London be 15°C on April 22?	BuyYes31¢	$5
184d	Will the highest temperature in Paris be 18°C on April 22?	BuyYes28¢	$1
184d	Will the highest temperature in London be 15°C on April 22?	BuyYes30¢	$2
184d	Will the highest temperature in Sao Paulo be 27°C on April 22?	BuyYes35¢	$4
184d	Will the highest temperature in Paris be 18°C on April 22?	BuyYes28¢	$1
184d	Bitcoin Up or Down - April 21, 8:15AM-8:30AM ET	BuyDown30¢	$2
184d	Bitcoin Up or Down - April 21, 8:15AM-8:30AM ET	SellDown27¢	$1
184d	Bitcoin Up or Down - April 21, 8:15AM-8:30AM ET	BuyDown37¢	$2
184d	Bitcoin Up or Down - April 21, 7:25AM-7:30AM ET	BuyUp33¢	$2
184d	Bitcoin Up or Down - April 21, 6:55AM-7:00AM ET	BuyUp36¢	$2
184d	Solana Up or Down - April 21, 5:45AM-6:00AM ET	BuyUp38¢	$2
210d	XRP Up or Down - March 26, 6:30AM-6:35AM ET	BuyDown21¢	$1
210d	Bitcoin Up or Down - March 26, 6:00AM-6:15AM ET	BuyDown63¢	$4
210d	Ethereum Up or Down - March 26, 5:45AM-6:00AM ET	BuyDown64¢	$4
210d	Bitcoin Up or Down - March 26, 5:55AM-6:00AM ET	BuyUp70¢	$4
210d	Ethereum Up or Down - March 26, 5:45AM-6:00AM ET	BuyDown65¢	$4
210d	Bitcoin Up or Down - March 26, 5:55AM-6:00AM ET	BuyUp48¢	$4
210d	Ethereum Up or Down - March 26, 5:55AM-6:00AM ET	BuyDown37¢	$4
210d	Ethereum Up or Down - March 26, 5:55AM-6:00AM ET	BuyDown37¢	$4
210d	Ethereum Up or Down - March 26, 5:25AM-5:30AM ET	BuyDown54¢	$3

Sources: Polymarket's Data API (positions, closed positions, activity, portfolio value and the all-time leaderboard) and its public profiles, read every five minutes. Recent hit rate is the share of the wallet's last 50 closed positions that made money. All-time profit and rank are Polymarket's own.

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